Coffee Thoughts in the Morning!

But, my half assed fucking coffee does, and it IS PISSED. About what? About why? About ham? Why ham? Why anything? Why does the idea of pissing into a black hole seem like the ULTIMATE FACEBOOK LIVE and a video that MAY just become a new REALLY expensive porn fetish? I mean, SURE, when you really think about it, urinating in to a near infinite gravitation void of suck has all the benefits of crushing your crotch into the size of a singularity. Which means you have to be really fucking accurate when whacking off. Or at least, that's the going theory. But then again, trying to shit on the sun is pointless. Because you'd have to be really fucking close to that star struck burning motherfucker in order to even watching as your flaming duece turns to ash as a solar flare just wipes you both out. Because, you know, facts, and space info and all that. Look, pissing into the void and shitting on the sun may seem like REALLY good times, but let me tell you... That ...

Hello, fuck you, let's do this shit. I'm not sure where the FUCK I should begin, but let's just say that Donald "fuck my tiny asshole PUTIN YOU TOSHIBA"  Trump is the worst fucking president we're EVER going to have, he's like thel ittle shitbag that could and god dman it! I just don't give a shit! That fucking treasonous son of a bitch is a fucking moron and everyone fucking knows this shit, it's like ,"HEY, LOOK AT ME, I'M A FUCKING RETARD!" and god damn it if he jst doesn't prove that every fucking time he's on TV like, and anytime I watch, I'm like FUCK MY LIFE THIS SHIT IS FUCKING DARK! Like a god damned mix of Terminator and Jurasshole park, where the T-rex has come back from the past to nuke John Conner and fuck us all over with his giant Trex tail, and no wonder the little shit is always fucking angry, with that fat ass and tiny arms, I'm be pissed too if I couldn't jack off! Maybe that's why he...