Well, fuck this bullshit.... #fuckthisbullshit
WARNING: I tend to bounce around thoughts a lot, so if you think these thoughts are arranged sequentially, LMAO... Cute... No. Have you ever thought to yourself? What lies beyond the veil of madness that sugarplum fairies can go fuck themselves because TEN POUNDS OF FUCKING YOGA FUCKING PANTS WERE STOLEN!? Seriously, who the FUCK ARE THESE YOGA PANTS STEALING BITCHES!? What in the utter fuck is going on here, I can't even... I'm dumbstruck by these three women, who are SO FUCKING OBSESSED WITH STRETCHY FUCKING PANTS, THAT THEY HAVE TO FUCKING STEAL 10,000 DOLLARS WORTH OF IT. Why? The fuck? Are people stealing Yoga pants? What the fuck is going on here? And ... I don't get it. I don't fucking get female culture at all. just... what the fuck is going on!? I don't get the intelligence that went into these women planning this out. Did they think, "WELL FUCK ME, i NEED THEM STRETCHY FUCKING PANTS, LET'S WADDLE OUR FAT ASSES IN THERE AND STEAL THEM MOTHE...