FUCK MY LIFE!
Hello, fuck you, let's do this shit.
I'm not sure where the FUCK I should begin, but let's just say that Donald "fuck my tiny asshole PUTIN YOU TOSHIBA" Trump is the worst fucking president we're EVER going to have, he's like thel ittle shitbag that could and god dman it! I just don't give a shit! That fucking treasonous son of a bitch is a fucking moron and everyone fucking knows this shit, it's like ,"HEY, LOOK AT ME, I'M A FUCKING RETARD!" and god damn it if he jst doesn't prove that every fucking time he's on TV like, and anytime I watch, I'm like FUCK MY LIFE THIS SHIT IS FUCKING DARK!
Like a god damned mix of Terminator and Jurasshole park, where the T-rex has come back from the past to nuke John Conner and fuck us all over with his giant Trex tail, and no wonder the little shit is always fucking angry, with that fat ass and tiny arms, I'm be pissed too if I couldn't jack off!
Maybe that's why he's sucking Putin and Kim's dicks so hard?
Because Then THEY COULD JACK HIM OFF BY POISONING HIS FUCKING ASS!
YEAH, that's exactly what we need right the fuck now is a bunch of Fallout 4 ghouls running around fucking up everyone else's day, and leaving us to clean up the fucking mess, And I know exactly what you're thinking, GIVE PEACE A CHANCE!
MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU KNW WHAT THE SHIT THAT FUCKTARD HAS DONE!? Do you? Of course you do, you can't turn five feet without here "DONALD TRUMP FUCKED A PENGUIN RAPING A GATOR IN FLORIDA!" aand NOT be pissed about the whole thing!
Yes, he's fucking penguins, and there's nothing we can do about that, of course, that could be fake news, but at this point, journalism has been reduced the dick joke of this idiotardfuckasses shitbrained ideals, like, SERIOUSLY, WHO THE FUCK LET THIS ASSHOLE NOT DRIVE A PENNY INTO SOME FUCKING LIVE WIRES AND LIVE TO TELL THE FUCKING TALE!? Who!?
God fucking damn that shit brain piss dicked rooster fucking cuck monster!
He likes watching dictators so much he searches up porn based on how much radiation there is, "OH GAWD, GIMME SUM THAT CHERNOBYL LEVEL SHIT! Two girls one cup? MORE LIKE SIX MILLION PUSSIES ONE NUCLEAR BLOOM!"
And yes, I meant bomb, but fuck you, I'm writing this thing, and yes, I give no fucks that donald trump is the failed abortion of humanity that became the most powerfully depressed Down Syndrome success story to ever become pisser on the free world, and all them snowflakes pissing on your parade!? BOOHOO, YOU VOTED FOR THE GUY THAT EVERYONE, EVERY FUCKING ONE, FUCKING HATES, because he LIED to you, he BETRAYED YOU, he fucking USED you, much like every one of your ex's, how they only used oyu for fucking pleasuring themselves while SECRETLY YOU KNEW THEY HAD SIDE DICKS OR PUSSY that they could go after! and you know what? WE WERE FUCKING RIGHT ALL THE GOD DAMNED TIME!
bECAUSE3 facts are facts nad this whole thing has become a god damned exorcise in not taking a shotgun pill and looking at the bright side of things.
Mainly the sun, because that shits the only bright thing I can fucking see and feel a nice warm, tingly senseation as I wish for the damned thing to explode and take us all with it!
Yay! more fucking retoric from an asshole that don't know how to spell the word rhetoric! HA! FUCKING FOOLED YOUR DUMB ASS AGAIN! I only spell correctly when I want to.
But then again, I have to spell and edit this thing afterwards... So I better spell correctly for the remainder of this thing so I minimized the work load on myself, because TRUMP IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE AND YES, I WILL BLAME HIM FOPR MY CRAPPY SPELLING this is the way the world works for some reason, we get a few guys in office that run that shit like absolute bosses and then we have this fuckmunch who, let's be honest here? Has the moral and morale compass of a LSD overdose victim watching a Pixar movie and committing suicide afterward.s
"Look at all the pretty colors, I'mma kill myself." That's the kind of mentality we're dealing with here, not just because I fucking hate the mother fucker, but rather because I've ALWAYS hated this shit brained psychotic motherfucking retard currently driving the U.S.A right off the cliff into Mad Max territory, and there's NOTHING we can do about it, and at this point, you're still reading because you need a good laugh, or because you just want to post this to facebook to all your Trump friends and be like, "Welp, nother snowflake Billybob Jackmeoff! Der hur hur hur!" and I would completely expect that of you, you stupid fucking simpleton, yeah, that's right, I also blame y'all for not watching yer goddamned votes and preventing this sick fucknut from being elected president because you felt that a woman couldn't be bothered with the responsibiliteis of the presidency and you'd rather and alledged friend of a child fucking, island having party thrower be in office!?
well that shit right there should've tipped your dumb ass off right the fuck there that something ain't right. At this point, it's less about the election and simply more about the simply fact this fucker has nothing great going for him, whether it's the constant flows of witches being found and drowned, or the flow of incriminating tweets, or all the fucking bullshit he's pulling that's going against, wait... No.
Not going against, NOT just going against, but rather ripping through that which we cherish above all else, the fucking bill of rights, WHEN A MOTHERFUCKER STARTS RIPPING LITTLE KIDS AWAY FROM FAMILIES like this stupid ass does, and yeah, you could site Obama, but he's not president at the moment, Trump is, so your stupid argument is invalid because this shits in the present, and Obama's presidency was in the past, SO FUCK YOUR COUNTRY BUMPKIN FUCKING LOGIC YOU SHIT TRUMP SUPPORTER! And I don't fucking give a shit! Did you READ THE TITLE OF THIS FUCKING BLOG!? DID YOU!? It's not called, "My friendly dick sucking place" Fuck no.
It's called my ranty place, and you want to know what? Anger is the fuel and the fire, and I'm giving into my fucking desire, and yes, that's a lyric from Metallica, those Napster killing cuckolds! Donald Trump is less a human being than he is a rejected Fnaf animatronic, because of just how fucking scary he is, his eyes are just so filled with hatred, it's like he has no American blood in him anymore, just lots of Putin's glowing, green sperm fucking built up inside of him, and there will be no nukes, just lots of pregnant women with tiny baby bombs inside em, waiting, watching, growing till they reach idiot meme age and then, than we're all fucked, we've never been more fucked than we are at the moment, because at least in the past?
We've known where the shit we stood, and at this point? This fucking point? There's no fucking telling when the bombs are gonna drop, when those fucking air sirens are going to rip through the night and all of it, everything that we've ever feared happening, happens, and we get to relive those pleasant eighties movies where we get to shout "WOLVERINES!" and kill those mother fucking commie bastards!
At least, that's the eighties movies mentality as we struggle to come to grips with, not how did this happen? But rather, What can we do to prevent our nice chicken dinners from becoming walking, talking, radioactive shit bags that post to twitter every time somebody says something mean about them!?
"OH MIKE COHEN IS A MEANIE, WHY!?" Fuck you Trump, you know exactly why you shit heel, you fucking murderer of the patriotism we hold dear in this country, you complete and utter cuck, you shit brained rooster fucking, penguin murdering gator raping, drug filled, false report having fucking liar! I WISH UPON YOUR FAILING HEALTH FILLED DEMENTIA STRICKEN FORM, Everything that could possible happen! I WISH UPON YOU THE UNFORTUNATE FATE OF SLIPPING ON A BANANA PEEL AND FALLING ASS FIRST ON A PILE OF UPTURNED CHEFS KNIVES YOU FUCKING SHITCHUCK!
Okay... Deep breath. Calm down... CALM down. Real talk here:
despite everything you've read, and presumably come to the conclusion that i'm a raging crack head or whatever the fuck it was you thought, I love this country, I love the ideal the United States represents, I love the old motto of the Statue of Liberty:
Give me you tired, your poor, your huddled masses.
When I see everything that this... This... Thing currently pretending to be American is doing in office, and especially since the Helsinki Summit, where he threw his country under the radioactive bus, it just fucking hurts. I never thought I'd be so hurt from watching a President fuck up, but this was a different level entirely, and I needed to get this off my chest. Yes, there's a LOT of swearing, at the same time, there's a lot of anger, fear, anxiety, worry, and much more slammed into the above post. And that's the thing you need to remember going forward:
That I really fucking hate Donald John Trump. entirely, not just because he's president, but because of EVERYTHING he's done his entire life.
Not counting childhood, Children are born into this world innocent, they don't know hate, it must be taught to them to know hate. Trump was taught hatred, he was taught at a young age.
I'm not sure where the FUCK I should begin, but let's just say that Donald "fuck my tiny asshole PUTIN YOU TOSHIBA" Trump is the worst fucking president we're EVER going to have, he's like thel ittle shitbag that could and god dman it! I just don't give a shit! That fucking treasonous son of a bitch is a fucking moron and everyone fucking knows this shit, it's like ,"HEY, LOOK AT ME, I'M A FUCKING RETARD!" and god damn it if he jst doesn't prove that every fucking time he's on TV like, and anytime I watch, I'm like FUCK MY LIFE THIS SHIT IS FUCKING DARK!
Like a god damned mix of Terminator and Jurasshole park, where the T-rex has come back from the past to nuke John Conner and fuck us all over with his giant Trex tail, and no wonder the little shit is always fucking angry, with that fat ass and tiny arms, I'm be pissed too if I couldn't jack off!
Maybe that's why he's sucking Putin and Kim's dicks so hard?
Because Then THEY COULD JACK HIM OFF BY POISONING HIS FUCKING ASS!
YEAH, that's exactly what we need right the fuck now is a bunch of Fallout 4 ghouls running around fucking up everyone else's day, and leaving us to clean up the fucking mess, And I know exactly what you're thinking, GIVE PEACE A CHANCE!
MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU KNW WHAT THE SHIT THAT FUCKTARD HAS DONE!? Do you? Of course you do, you can't turn five feet without here "DONALD TRUMP FUCKED A PENGUIN RAPING A GATOR IN FLORIDA!" aand NOT be pissed about the whole thing!
Yes, he's fucking penguins, and there's nothing we can do about that, of course, that could be fake news, but at this point, journalism has been reduced the dick joke of this idiotardfuckasses shitbrained ideals, like, SERIOUSLY, WHO THE FUCK LET THIS ASSHOLE NOT DRIVE A PENNY INTO SOME FUCKING LIVE WIRES AND LIVE TO TELL THE FUCKING TALE!? Who!?
God fucking damn that shit brain piss dicked rooster fucking cuck monster!
He likes watching dictators so much he searches up porn based on how much radiation there is, "OH GAWD, GIMME SUM THAT CHERNOBYL LEVEL SHIT! Two girls one cup? MORE LIKE SIX MILLION PUSSIES ONE NUCLEAR BLOOM!"
And yes, I meant bomb, but fuck you, I'm writing this thing, and yes, I give no fucks that donald trump is the failed abortion of humanity that became the most powerfully depressed Down Syndrome success story to ever become pisser on the free world, and all them snowflakes pissing on your parade!? BOOHOO, YOU VOTED FOR THE GUY THAT EVERYONE, EVERY FUCKING ONE, FUCKING HATES, because he LIED to you, he BETRAYED YOU, he fucking USED you, much like every one of your ex's, how they only used oyu for fucking pleasuring themselves while SECRETLY YOU KNEW THEY HAD SIDE DICKS OR PUSSY that they could go after! and you know what? WE WERE FUCKING RIGHT ALL THE GOD DAMNED TIME!
bECAUSE3 facts are facts nad this whole thing has become a god damned exorcise in not taking a shotgun pill and looking at the bright side of things.
Mainly the sun, because that shits the only bright thing I can fucking see and feel a nice warm, tingly senseation as I wish for the damned thing to explode and take us all with it!
Yay! more fucking retoric from an asshole that don't know how to spell the word rhetoric! HA! FUCKING FOOLED YOUR DUMB ASS AGAIN! I only spell correctly when I want to.
But then again, I have to spell and edit this thing afterwards... So I better spell correctly for the remainder of this thing so I minimized the work load on myself, because TRUMP IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE AND YES, I WILL BLAME HIM FOPR MY CRAPPY SPELLING this is the way the world works for some reason, we get a few guys in office that run that shit like absolute bosses and then we have this fuckmunch who, let's be honest here? Has the moral and morale compass of a LSD overdose victim watching a Pixar movie and committing suicide afterward.s
"Look at all the pretty colors, I'mma kill myself." That's the kind of mentality we're dealing with here, not just because I fucking hate the mother fucker, but rather because I've ALWAYS hated this shit brained psychotic motherfucking retard currently driving the U.S.A right off the cliff into Mad Max territory, and there's NOTHING we can do about it, and at this point, you're still reading because you need a good laugh, or because you just want to post this to facebook to all your Trump friends and be like, "Welp, nother snowflake Billybob Jackmeoff! Der hur hur hur!" and I would completely expect that of you, you stupid fucking simpleton, yeah, that's right, I also blame y'all for not watching yer goddamned votes and preventing this sick fucknut from being elected president because you felt that a woman couldn't be bothered with the responsibiliteis of the presidency and you'd rather and alledged friend of a child fucking, island having party thrower be in office!?
well that shit right there should've tipped your dumb ass off right the fuck there that something ain't right. At this point, it's less about the election and simply more about the simply fact this fucker has nothing great going for him, whether it's the constant flows of witches being found and drowned, or the flow of incriminating tweets, or all the fucking bullshit he's pulling that's going against, wait... No.
Not going against, NOT just going against, but rather ripping through that which we cherish above all else, the fucking bill of rights, WHEN A MOTHERFUCKER STARTS RIPPING LITTLE KIDS AWAY FROM FAMILIES like this stupid ass does, and yeah, you could site Obama, but he's not president at the moment, Trump is, so your stupid argument is invalid because this shits in the present, and Obama's presidency was in the past, SO FUCK YOUR COUNTRY BUMPKIN FUCKING LOGIC YOU SHIT TRUMP SUPPORTER! And I don't fucking give a shit! Did you READ THE TITLE OF THIS FUCKING BLOG!? DID YOU!? It's not called, "My friendly dick sucking place" Fuck no.
It's called my ranty place, and you want to know what? Anger is the fuel and the fire, and I'm giving into my fucking desire, and yes, that's a lyric from Metallica, those Napster killing cuckolds! Donald Trump is less a human being than he is a rejected Fnaf animatronic, because of just how fucking scary he is, his eyes are just so filled with hatred, it's like he has no American blood in him anymore, just lots of Putin's glowing, green sperm fucking built up inside of him, and there will be no nukes, just lots of pregnant women with tiny baby bombs inside em, waiting, watching, growing till they reach idiot meme age and then, than we're all fucked, we've never been more fucked than we are at the moment, because at least in the past?
We've known where the shit we stood, and at this point? This fucking point? There's no fucking telling when the bombs are gonna drop, when those fucking air sirens are going to rip through the night and all of it, everything that we've ever feared happening, happens, and we get to relive those pleasant eighties movies where we get to shout "WOLVERINES!" and kill those mother fucking commie bastards!
At least, that's the eighties movies mentality as we struggle to come to grips with, not how did this happen? But rather, What can we do to prevent our nice chicken dinners from becoming walking, talking, radioactive shit bags that post to twitter every time somebody says something mean about them!?
"OH MIKE COHEN IS A MEANIE, WHY!?" Fuck you Trump, you know exactly why you shit heel, you fucking murderer of the patriotism we hold dear in this country, you complete and utter cuck, you shit brained rooster fucking, penguin murdering gator raping, drug filled, false report having fucking liar! I WISH UPON YOUR FAILING HEALTH FILLED DEMENTIA STRICKEN FORM, Everything that could possible happen! I WISH UPON YOU THE UNFORTUNATE FATE OF SLIPPING ON A BANANA PEEL AND FALLING ASS FIRST ON A PILE OF UPTURNED CHEFS KNIVES YOU FUCKING SHITCHUCK!
Okay... Deep breath. Calm down... CALM down. Real talk here:
despite everything you've read, and presumably come to the conclusion that i'm a raging crack head or whatever the fuck it was you thought, I love this country, I love the ideal the United States represents, I love the old motto of the Statue of Liberty:
Give me you tired, your poor, your huddled masses.
When I see everything that this... This... Thing currently pretending to be American is doing in office, and especially since the Helsinki Summit, where he threw his country under the radioactive bus, it just fucking hurts. I never thought I'd be so hurt from watching a President fuck up, but this was a different level entirely, and I needed to get this off my chest. Yes, there's a LOT of swearing, at the same time, there's a lot of anger, fear, anxiety, worry, and much more slammed into the above post. And that's the thing you need to remember going forward:
That I really fucking hate Donald John Trump. entirely, not just because he's president, but because of EVERYTHING he's done his entire life.
Not counting childhood, Children are born into this world innocent, they don't know hate, it must be taught to them to know hate. Trump was taught hatred, he was taught at a young age.
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