Trump threatens Iran with Iranian Spring, just with a mushroom cloud added.

I... Called this shit.
I fucking called it a long ass time ago, and I stood by my words then.
Donald John Trump, the Ultra Elite, is, and always will be, a fucking IDIOT.

From his Twitter

"To Iranian President Rouhani: NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE UNITED STATES AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!"

-Donald John Trump via Twitter

This is it folks, the moment we all knew would happen, when the shit hit the fan and we're all reduced to nothing more than just seat fillers, where our voices no longer count for anything more than just eyes to watch the deadliest tennis match in the world.

We're fucked.

WE.

ARE.

FUCKED.

And?

It's all thanks to this fucking idiot.

You know, I woke up thinking, "Sweet motherfucker, I'm going to work on a book today! Progress! sunshine! Blue skies! birds singing!" 

I look on twitter, and the first thing I see plastered all over the fucking place, unavoidable really, is "EHRMERGERD IRERN! DERNT THERTEN URSH! HELL AND HIGH-VIOLENCE!"

What the fuck have we become!?

this fucking moron is playing with shit he don't even know what the fuck it's capable of!?

And now, NOW he's threatening DE NUCLEAR OPTION because this  fuck munch thinks he's going to be playing dick potato with the world? Is he fucking crazy!? Is this real?

IS.

THIS.

REAL?

Or is it just fantasy?

Oh my fucking god, this guy needs to get kicked in the head by a horse, or a porn star, because at this point, he might as well be a reincarnated version of Caligula, and THAT dude fucked horses, I'll not be surprised to see a news article published directly from Trump bedroom called "Really Real News!" with the headline being "TRUMP FUCKS MISSILE, JIZZES ON DETONATION BUTTON, CAUSES WORLD WAR 34" That... actually turned out better than expected.

But there's a real fear here, and o, it's not linked to my utter disdain for a fucknugget with hair currently running around pretending he's anything other than a fucking cry baby because the TV people are pissed at him.

Not even his Saturday Morning Cartoon, "Fox and Friends" is taking his shit anymore, they LITERALLY called his ass out on live TV, which I guess means they're breaking more fourth walls than every dead-pool comic combined. this is some serious shit, we're all going to glow green because the one idiot who's glowing orange does not know how to President well.

and even though that's a millennial term? 

It's fucking accurate. People don't know how to adult.

Donald Trump doesn't know how to human.

And now we know for a fact he doesn't know how to President.

Because he presididn't try to reason shit out, he's just trying to push other peoples sandcastles into his own, and sooner or later, shit's going to get real, we're going to start receiving reports of other countries making moves with their militaries against our own, making tactical strikes, launching missiles, invading us, why? Because this FUCKING MORON IS KICKING THINGS OFF!

HE WANTS WAR!

HE WANTS DEATH!

HE WANTS TO DO NOTHING MORE THAN CREATE MORE PRECIOUS OPPORTUNITY FOR HIS FUCKING BUSINESSES SO HE CAN BUILD MORE LOW CLASS, NO QUALITY TRUMP HOTELS, SO THAT WILL MAKE HIM MORE MONEY!

WHAT THE UTTER FUCK IS GOING ON!?

AND YES, I KNOW THE CAPS LOCK IS STILL ON, AND IT'S BECAUSE I AM PISSED.

We're all fucked.

We're just utterly fucked people, this is what I've been talking about for a long ass time, and everyone, EVERYONE is just laughing it off, laughing it off like there's no real pull to it, and bitches, I see that shit from ten miles away, I fucking predicted this shit was going to happen, and you know what? EVERYTHING, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING I'VE SAID THAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN, HAPPENED, SO FOR ONE FUCKING MOMENT, YOU GOD DAMNED BLIND SHEEPLE, OPEN YOUR STITCHED UP EYES, CT THESE FUCKING BINDS, AND LET'S MOTHERFUCKING REVOLT AGAINST THIS FUCKING IDIOT BEFORE HE GETS US ALL KILLED!

I'm not fear mongering, I'm not stating a false hood in order to get a god damned reaction, I'm stating the gods honest truth at this point, and you know what? I'm fucking right, I'm always fucking right, and I'm not sure I want to be right anymore, I'm not listing any details or examples, because I'm not that kind of blogger, and you know what? There are plenty of examples if you've been following the headlines recently, we're all going to die because this fuck nugget is such a war mongering shit face that he's LITERALLY GOING TO GET HIS COUNTRY MORE FRIEND THAN A FUCKING KFC BUCKET IN A HOUSE FIRE! 

Why?

Why would anyone think this is making America great again!?

Why is anyone, ANYONE thinking War is what we need at the moment?

What the utter fuck is this guy thinking!?

I don't give a flying fuck what he's done for this country, because every single fucking thing has been worse than the previous thing, You know?

We used to only worry about him just randomly grabbing vaginas for no reason, then, it was the worry that he took that famed sex offender up on his offer.Next, it was the pee tape, than the wall, then the insults against the fourth estate, the media, who's job is to report the news, then it was insulting our allies, then it was siding with the enemy, betraying his country, not revealing his taxes, the revelation that Russia DID have something to do with this fuckhead getting elected after all, and that's when the hurting REALLY started, it wasn't back when the racists tweets started flying, it was now.

It's always now.

There will always be something worse coming down the pipeline, because if the news isn't talking about what shitty thing the president did THIS time around?

He gets angry, the false god gets pissy with the people he wants worshiping him 24/7/365 and does something so incredibly fucking stupid.

Look, I don't give a shit about what positives this might have, I'm looking at the larger picture here, the picture where this fuck becomes dictator for life, and the United States finally descends into a plate of madness and is reshat out as the Unatzied Prison States of Trumperica, where it's just the land of the cowardly, home of the oppressed, where freedom of speech is now something to be afraid of because any little thing can set this guy off, and when he goes off, we're all fucked.

The guy is insane, MARK MY WORDS, and laugh now if you want, but this shit is getting more and more real by the fucking day.